December 2009
4 posts
i hear karaoke is really big in japan
Dear old people who think they can sing.
I am at a chrimbie party.
You are singing.
I don’t like it.
You should stop… Question. Who hired you? Who thought that young people would want to listen to/sing along with your nonsense?
They should have put me in charge of entertainment. I would have done something good.
Like gotten a karaoke machine.
I hear karaoke is really big in japan. So is...
therefore you are gay
dear person who i used to be friends with, in fact, we used to be best friends but now i pretty much hate you because of your poor taste in shoes, and also your affinity for clowns and arkansas,
i am soooo mad at you, and also, i think that you have stupid ears.
that’s right, your ears are stupid. and they are nothing like the ears of peggy lee. so ha. you lose and i win.
here’s...
“I’ve never met a Jew in my life. I’m so excited.”
– The Hitman
having cold feet (literal cold feet, and yes, it...
dear friends,
here is something i read lately, “life is too short to waste time hating anyone”
here is what i thought, “pffffff, what the fuck? false!”
because lets be honest, if i didn’t absolutely hate things i couldn’t really love anything right? you see where i’m going with this? eh? eh?
i thought so!
anyway…to celebrate the holidays, and...