March 2010
2 posts
bitches........
dear morning ( i mean legit morning……llike before 10 am……like before 8am…..like before 6am…..i mean like 5am…..),
i hate you.
i hate everything about you.
you’re always kind of creepily half lit and there are always eerie birds chirping……i don’t like it.
so.
i’ve decided i’m never going to see you again.
i want a...
billie jean is not my love
dear billie jean,
i am going to punch you in the face.
seriously.
you have to be the most annoying person i have ever me. EVER.
you know what should happen?
you should stop singing m.j.’s ”billie jean” every time someone says your name….we get it….your name is billie jean, yes, its a song. and yes. it is ironic that we have a server named michael...