Dear God of Patheticness,
go away.
i realize that in this point in time i haven’t slept in over 24 hours and i’m a bit emotional, but still
you annoy.
here’s what i want from you
- to stop obsessing about south carolina
- to have an uninterrupted sleep
- for boys to be more understandable
- to be less pathetic regarding certain neighbors
- and one more thing, when i am fully rested and my normal witty charming and confident self, please let me spend more alone time with south carolina. thanks.
also, this isn’t on the list, but please if possible up my adorability factor
yours,
rach