Dear Disney/Pixar,
thank you for making a bugs life.
it gives me something to watch.
while all my roommates go out to smoke weed.
and i stay home……
because i can’t do that anymore.
want to know what i miss?
going out
having friends i actually liked
having cash all the time
that’s just top three
here’s something though
if my roommate rearranges the kitchen/unplugs the modem/ bitches at me for her mess one more fucking time i’m going to kill her.
hear me?
kill her
how?
i’ll cut off her air supply to her room and let her asphyxiate happily….. happy for her because there’ll be so much smoke from the weed she smokes all the time.
so at least i’m being humane.
just saying
thinking about having some ice cream, because that just feels right
also.
i work at 9 tomorrow….. do you want to know what that means?
i have to catch the bus at 7:53
you know what that means?
i have to be ready to go at 7:45
you know what that means?
i have to wake up early
how early?
around 6:30
i know.
i live in a place and work at at job where i wake up at 6:30
what time do bars here close?
2:00am
so can i ever go out drinking?
not if i want a raise and a promotion and to be picked for the best team i can’t
so yes.
you did hear right
my life?
officially over
it’s ok though
i don’t mind that much
at least i get to watch a bug’s life
love,
rach
