dear huge girl from the sub.
Question. do you feel like weighing 500 pounds makes you better than me? Do you feel a need to be a total bitch to compensate for your immense size?
Are you so self conscious about your weight that you feel the need to knock people aside and be ridiculously rude to everyone?
Here’s what I like. Manners. Sure, lots of times I don’t have any, and I’m a total bitch…..but I still know to say excuse me when I want to get past someone’s chair between tables.
Here’s what I don’t like. Overweight bitches who shove their fat rolls into me and push me into the table because they aren’t smart enough to realize that when you’re over 2 feet wide your hips are never going to fit through a 1 foot space. NEVER.
Why the fuck can you not walk 2 extra fucking steps and go around the damn table? I understand it may be hard for you to waddle over there…but please, you could totally sit down and have a little rest once you get there. Just shuffle there in your Birkenstocks and don’t knock into the back of my chair you bitch.
Also, may I recommend a product for you? You may have heard of it. I’m not sure. It’s called deoderant.
It might surprise you to learn that, if you don’t shower you smell really bad. And even if you do shower, and then you sweat, at some point you’re going to smell bad. And I would appreciate it if you would do something to fix this.
Also, I feel like when you weigh a fuck-ton you should not wear low cut tops. Do I want to see your gross boob fat? No! does anyone? Maybe….but I’m going to stick with, no!
So just remember this next time you go around shoving people out of your was in the sub, while not wearing deoderant sure…you may be bigger than me….but I’m going to out live you….and I’m going to piss off a lot less people.
Here’s another thing about me not being 500 pounds. I can punch you down and it’ll take you a long time to get up. I could hit you with a wheel chair and you wouldn’t be able to get out of the way. I could yell hideous insults at your face and you wouldn’t be able to reach me fast enough to do anything about it. Because fat people waddle….at least you do… you are the slowest walker I have ever seen.
Its really aggravating. And It pisses me off.
Just remember this. The next time you feel like pushing the back of my chair. I will knock your fat ass down and laugh.
Sincerely
rach
