dear mr. mustache,
my head hurts too much to listen to you speak.
your mustache is funny
please speak quietly
you’re kind of walrus-ish
if you insist on speaking in a voice that everyone can hear could you at least talk about something i’m interested in?
we could talk about carrots.
did you know they make baby carrots from big carrots?
that’s why they’re all so close in size.
also, they can’t just pick baby carrots because they taste like crunchy water.
also.
back in the day,
carrots used to be purple and white as well as orange.
carrots are really cool.
and interesting.
we should talk about carrots.
and not goals.
especially not S.M.A.R.T. goals
which have always struck me as really annoying.
and not that smart.
actually, to be honest, i find S.M.A.R.T. goals really boring
here’s what S.M.A.R.T. stands for:
Specific
Measurable
Attainable
Realistic
Timely
here’s what S.M.A.R.T. should stand for:
Slobbering
Makes
Artichokes
Relinquish
Taste
don’t ask me what this means.
or what it has to do with goals
i don’t know.
i guess my point is
my head really, really hurts
and i would appreciate 30 mins of silence
sincerely,
rach
