dear internet,
first off, I’d like to let you know I’m a huge fan. I actually spend at least an hour every day using you….but not in a bad way, just in a you are a useful sort of person way, if that makes sense.
But today I am at school and I’m a little disappointed in you. WHY ARE YOU SOOOOO SLOW?
Now, please don’t take this the wrong way, because I love and respect you. I’d just like you to think about this. When I’m in English and bored ( if you’re wondering why I am bored during class its because,
· English is easy
· I speak English
· My English class if full of really stupid people so therefore it is geared towards 5 year olds.
o Seriously. It’s ridiculous. We talk about phrases and clauses and coordinating conjunctions. And parts of speech. It’s like being back in the third grade. We may as well just watch school house rock. These people would probably learn better if we could watch people “hooking up words, and phrases and clauses” in the form of trains…with a lot of singing. Excellent. Because that’s what I need. I thought I was done with high school. Fuck.
· Adam was gone today so I had no one cool to talk to
· Adam was gone today so I had no one smart to talk to
· Adam was gone today so I had no one to talk to period.
o Thanks a lot Adam.
· Although you may not know it, or think this to be true, I am actually kind of smart and know about English and therefore don’t think I need to take a class on it.
· For a class that “teaches us to write” we don’t write anything ever. And in fact fill out worksheets (hello 4th grade!)
· We do a lot of group work. And when adam isn’t there I always end up having to partner with those two girls who don’t actually speak any English and always want to write stuff about the taco bus
o Seriously.
o It’s all they talk about
o And I think it’s really funny
o Because of the irony of course.
o Thanks again adam.
If you had to sit through that THREE DAYS A WEEK you’d be bored of it too.) all I want to do is get online, check my facebook, write a new post, go on youtube, spend some time on google. Maybe see if olde English has anything new, play a game, chat with old friends, write an email. You know, keep busy. But how am I supposed to keep busy when you are soooo ridiculously slow??? Honestly. I’m not trying to be rude, but you are there to entertain me and help me learn about things. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINED AND LEARN WHEN YOU TAKE 5 MINS TO SHOW ME ONE PAGE? Hmmmmmm? It’s not cool man, it’s not cool.
Not to be too critical of you but I have another problem as well. Right now I am in the dessert building. Computer said I was connected to you as a guest. But no page will load. And then it says I’m not connected. So then I logged on as an administrator(like you don’t know the internet passwords at your work or school) and it says I’m connected and it still won’t work.
Then someone told me no one can get wireless in this building. HUGE disappointment. Because now I have to wait until after class to post this. It’s 12:18. This class ends at 1:50. I have only 1 hour and 19 mins left on my battery pack. My charger is at home. This makes me really unhappy. So if you could maybe idk, make plans to be here Monday. Around 11-1:50 I would really appreciate it. Thanks internet
actually, now that I’m thinking about it the internet is slow here in pretty much every building on campus. I just don’t get it, you’re soooo fast at home. And I love it. Its pretty amazing. Just waiting and waiting for everything to load is suuuuch a hassle it’s really not ok with me.
So work on that would you please internet?
Thanks.
I really appreciate it.
Love,
Rach
