She wobbles to and fro, staggering as if to some internal rhythm or reason, finally coming to a halt that was nearly on her face but rather in his arms.
He then smells the intoxication on her breath…
“Wow!” he says interjectionally. “That’s strong!”
Strong
Arms
Guns
Obama
Bailout
Hay bails
Horses
Blinders
Helen Keller
“Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house?
“No I did not.”
“Neither did she!”
“Where did that some from?”
“You mentioned obama.”
“No I didn’t”
“You didn’t?”
“Nope…”
“Weird.”
-jordan stott
