dear best friends,
next time you are going to keep me awake until 1:30 a.m. playing risk, you could at least let me win.
dont get me wrong, i love you, and i did have a rather good time, i’m just saying, i am a princess and should be treated as such.
if i were in charge of a country i could have you beheaded for that nonsense….not that i would, but hypothetically i could.
so right now everyone should be jealous of me because i am talking to saxton turner.
i know right?
can we talk about how badass saxton is?
i thought that would be ok. lets start with his name.
saxton.
it just sounds badass…. i wonder what it means.
it means from the village of saxons…who were badasses.
also, can we talk about how saxton turner has THE BEST SENSE OF STYLE EVER?
he wears some of the most ridiculous shit ever and it works for him.
because he’s saxton turner.
he kind of dresses like johnny depp.
which is funny,
because he used to live on bracken street
i had a whole way of remembering the street name, care to hear it? i thought you might.
so, saxton dresses like johnny depp who played captain jack sparrow in the pirates of the caribbean movies. captain jack sparrow fought the kracken. kracken rhymes with bracken. which is the street where saxton lives. kracken bracken saxton.
shut up.
it makes sense.
can i tell you a funny saxton story really fast? please?
ok.
so, saxton turner and my brother have been friends since the first grade, which means i’ve known him practically my whole life.
so anyway, one day, i’m in the third grade, which means saxton is in fourth, and my mom is driving me somewhere, we pass a park where saxton is riding his bike.
so naturally i roll my window down, hang myself out of it and yell “hi saxton, hi!!!” (think stacey in waynes world) so saxton, looks around to see who is yelling at him, and hits one of those parking curb things, i don’t know what they’re called, you know what i’m talking about, the little things you pull your car up to when you park? you know.
anyway. so he looks around, hits the parking thing, flys off of his bike into a chain link fence, and i laugh my ass off.
poor saxton.
i still feel kind of that, but mainly i just think its funny,
anyway.
saxton also has this awesome bouncy walk that is kind of indescribable, he just sort of bounces in a happy way when he walks. its the greatest.
and the last thing i’m really really jealous of saxton for,
he bought a harley davidson last night.
does he know how to ride it? no.
has he ever been on one before? no.
am i at all surprised? no.
please, he’s saxton turner.
anyway…. i now feel weird and creepy for sitting here and writing about saxton.
but he’s sooooo cool.
how could i not?
here’s what i want to know
will i ever ever ever manage to be half as cool as saxton?
lets hope so.
love,
rach
