Dear clowns of the world,
i hate you.
You are creepy.
Please, don’t talk to me, and don’t try to hug me, EVER.
Because if you do, I’ll kick your ass.
Alright, I mean, I won’t, because you kind of terrify me and I don’t like looking at you and your horrible psychotic grins.
Also, I don’t like it when you laugh, or talk, or blow in a creepy way in my ear, also, when you get close to my face, it scares me and pisses me off.
But, anyway…back to my point, I may not kick your ass, but my friends will (I think……….i hope)
so be scared.
Question. do you try to inflict terror on small children? How long have you felt it was ok to hug-rape innocent people? And also. Do you make your own clown suits?
Here’s the thing. Your clothes are horrible.
That may contribute to why I hate you so much. I can deal with your weird hair, and your big feet, but your face paint and your vibrant flamboyant clothes creep me out.
Ugh! you’re so fucking creepy I can’t stand it!
Here’s what I think should happen.
All of the clowns in the world should be rounded up,
And moved to a desert island.
Don’t worry, I know whay you’re thinking right now, you’re thinking, “holy shit! This girl is just like Hitler! She wants to wipe an entire race from the world”
FALSE! I can totally disprove these rumors. Because I am nothing like Hitler
· i am not a man.
· I don’t have a mustache
· I grew up in the united states
· I have no problems with jews
· Ditto gypsies
· Also, gays, I LOVE gays, they’re so fabulous.
· I would never kill myself
· Also, I wouldn’t put clowns in concentration camps, more like an island where they could be self sufficient
· They’d really like it there.
· And I’d really like it without them
· So would most people I think
So you see, really, old mustache-y and I have nothing in common. Nothing.
Except we’re both leaders.
But whatever.
Think about how happy clowns would be on their creepy little island, they could set up circuses together and we’d never ever have to see them. It would be so perfect in every way.
Maybe I’ll write a letter to Obama about it. That would be a great change for this country.
Because, lets be honest, no one likes you clowns, and no one wants to stare at your red noses.
Sincerely,
Rach
