dear girl who is in love with j.d.
where the fuck are you today?
every monday i fight with you over who j.d. likes more (me, obviously) the difference is, i think you really love j.d. and i just think its funny.
anyway…what you don’t know is that lately j.d. and i have been scheming. and we had a plan today. and you aren’t here. now we have to delay until wednesday.
thanks a lot bitch.
do you want to know the plan?
well, i’ll tell you.
so…j.d. and i were talking, and we think you love him, and it creeps him out. so we decided to tell you were are kind of a couple.
actually, j.d. set the plan in motion this morning when he told you we were boning yesterday (btw…he told me what you said and you soooooo could not kick my ass in a fight, you’re like 400 pounds. all i have to do is knock you over and you’ll never even be able to get up…duh!) and sure, you might have been a little crushed, and it was really nice of you to offer to stop fighting with me so as to make it less awkward for j.d. but still, i’m feeling mean, and we want to see how far we can take this.
you want to know what is going to happen?
well. i’m going to tell you
next time we’re all together j.d. is going to start talking about his mission and how he is excited to turn in his papers and blah blah blah, then he’s going to go to the bathroom and i’m going to tell you how i have a plan to keep j.d. from going on his mission. i’m going to get preggers with his baby! (not really, don’t be gross! {feel need to clarify, baby having is gross, not j.d. or baby making})
anyway. i’m going to tell you i’m trying to get preggers, then i’m going to pretend to get preggers and then i’m going to be like BLAM BITCH, APRIL FOOLS!
its gonna be amazing.
i’m just sad you aren’t here so we can set our plan in motion.
also, i feel you should consider this funny joke payback for the time you rudely shoved my chair in the sub that one time…you know what i’m talking about.
anyway…hopefully you get the point and stop creeping with j.d…..because if you don’t i might have to actually pop out a baby…and that could seriously ruin my social life.
sincerely,
rach
