dear friends,
here is something i read lately, “life is too short to waste time hating anyone”
here is what i thought, “pffffff, what the fuck? false!”
because lets be honest, if i didn’t absolutely hate things i couldn’t really love anything right? you see where i’m going with this? eh? eh?
i thought so!
anyway…to celebrate the holidays, and my best friend’s birthday (which is today, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM! i love you!!!)
i’m going to make a list of things i really really hate, things i just regular hate, and things i only kind of hate….also…there are going to be people on this list.
lists.
fuck yeah!
THINGS I HATE:
- being bored
- overdrawing my checking account
- being interrupted by the phone ringing and then it turns out to be my little sister wanting to know if our mom is home (answer; no, real question: do i care? real answer: no!)
- brushing my hair
- pandas
- being too cold
- having cold feet (literal cold feet, and yes it is different than being cold)
- twilight
- stephanie meyer
- not having money
- clowns
- long distances
- the fact that i don’t own a private plane
- michael jackson (from work, not the real one, i LOVE the real m.j.)
- tractors
- country music
- snobby people
- awkward silences
- soup
- james haycock
- idaho (this comes and goes)
- my mom (ditto)
- my little sis (ditto again) (i feel that was totally redundant. ignore)
- mornings
- sobriety
- reality
- school
- the weather channel
- the news
- news papers
- whatever station they turned 104.7 into…bobfm i think…i fucking hate bob fm
- books written in weird tenses
- people who don’t like me
- perfection
- spiders
- smiley faces and emoticons
- movies with sad endings
- pepsi (it just isn’t the same as coke, it’s just not)
- racists (duh friends, i don’t mean you…obviously)
- people who shut down gay rights (this time i totally mean you)
- broken promises
- miley cyrus AND hannah montana, fuck it, they’re the same fucking person
- used books (unless they’re about 10 years older than me…don’t ask…it’s a personal preference i can’t explain)
- eggs
- most breakfast foods (except oatmeal, i love oatmeal)
- indecision
- feeling left out
- being ignored
- hot dogs
- babies/children who can’t speak, feed themselves,or use the bathroom without my help
i could go on, but i’m feeling hungry….i hate being hungry
anyway…
love (most of the time),
rach
