Dear old people who think they can sing.
I am at a chrimbie party.
You are singing.
I don’t like it.
You should stop… Question. Who hired you? Who thought that young people would want to listen to/sing along with your nonsense?
They should have put me in charge of entertainment. I would have done something good.
Like gotten a karaoke machine.
I hear karaoke is really big in japan. So is snowboarding and buying milk in bottles. Glass ones.
I know this from t.v.
You know what else I know from t.v.?
Mine is a very rude generationthat has no respect for the elderly.
Which is why I’m ok to tell these old people that I hate them. And that I wish they would shut up.
You know what’s wrong with a Jackson 5 Christmas album? Nothing (false. It would be so much better with christmas in kilarney on that shit.) I feel like that album would entertain us more than these people ever could. Legit.
Sincerely,
Rach
