dear billie jean,
i am going to punch you in the face.
seriously.
you have to be the most annoying person i have ever me. EVER.
you know what should happen?
you should stop singing m.j.’s ”billie jean” every time someone says your name….we get it….your name is billie jean, yes, its a song. and yes. it is ironic that we have a server named michael jackson….now shut the fuck up about it.
thanks.
this may seem a little harsh but don’t worry, it isn’t the only reason i don’t like you.
here’s the deal, when you were just a hostess sure, you pissed me off a little by following me around and asking for a tip-out and telling me boring stories about you and your loser boyfriend/fiance…..your monotone hasn’t helped much either, but ever since they made you a server out of pity you’ve been absolutely unbearable.
following me around begging for tips is one thing, following me around and begging to take my shifts is another.
bitch.
i haven’t worked in two weeks, i’m heading to texas for vacation. OBVIOUSLY i need money or i wouldn’t be working. so back the fuck off or i will break your stupid, bland personality-less face.
sincerely,
rach
p.s. that table you helped me bus last night? they left me about $60….i gave you $2 at tip-out and i gave the other hostess ry $6……….maybe if you stopped annoying servers so much your tips would be better……stupid bitch.
